Raj-naah!

Raj and Viraj were very good friends who stayed in the town on Rajapur. Raj was a simple, nice and honest guy who always thought good about others. But he was a bit of a 'traditional' sort of a guy. Viraj was also a very nice guy but was an handicap, in the sense, he was dumb and hence was unable to speak.
When Raj, the slightly 'orthodox' kind of a guy, got married to Rajni, he wanted to change her name to 'Sajni'. For this he needed to go to the name change bureau. He asked Viraj to accompany him and his wife to the bureau. On reaching that place, the clerk at the desk handed a form to Raj and asked him to fill in the names of the husband and wife and the changed names. So Raj wrote his name as it is and wrote Rajni's name to be changed to 'Sajni' and handed the form back to the clerk. But the clerk made a mistake when she also changed Raj's name to Raja in her notebook. Viraj, with his sharp eyesight saw this and started making gestures and actions to imply that the clerk had made a mistake. But the clerk was unable to deciper Viraj's actions. This went on for quite some time during which Raj realised what the problem was and told the clerk about her mistake by singing a song... Which song did he sing?
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He sang: Ishaaron ko agar samajho, 'Raj' ko 'Raj' rehne do!!!

The power of Red!

It was 'Hot n Humid' in Singapore. However, this was no deterrent to 'Super' Dhanush who wanted to get into his undies and dive into the swimming pool... After an hour of amphibianism, he got out of the water only to realise that in the water he got burnt! Yea, Dhanush had sun-burns.
Due to this, Dhanush turned all red... So, it would not be wrong to say that Dhanush was transformed...
What was Dhanush transformed into?!?!?!
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A Red Indian!!!

(P.S.: B, glad you contributed to brew at the cafe!)

Tamater

Two Gujju 'Tomatoes' were running a race. The race was long and hard and although these two tomatoes were competing against each other, they were helping each other out since they were, after all, gujju. Occasional encouraging statements were what they had for each other.

During the last leg of the race when the finish line of quite near, the tomato in front started encouraging the tomato behind him.

What what the tomato in front shouting?

"Tomato Ketchup"!!! (Tomato 'Catch up' in gujju eshtyle!)

{Thanks 'A' for this one}