The power of Red!

It was 'Hot n Humid' in Singapore. However, this was no deterrent to 'Super' Dhanush who wanted to get into his undies and dive into the swimming pool... After an hour of amphibianism, he got out of the water only to realise that in the water he got burnt! Yea, Dhanush had sun-burns.
Due to this, Dhanush turned all red... So, it would not be wrong to say that Dhanush was transformed...
What was Dhanush transformed into?!?!?!
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A Red Indian!!!

(P.S.: B, glad you contributed to brew at the cafe!)

Tamater

Two Gujju 'Tomatoes' were running a race. The race was long and hard and although these two tomatoes were competing against each other, they were helping each other out since they were, after all, gujju. Occasional encouraging statements were what they had for each other.

During the last leg of the race when the finish line of quite near, the tomato in front started encouraging the tomato behind him.

What what the tomato in front shouting?

"Tomato Ketchup"!!! (Tomato 'Catch up' in gujju eshtyle!)

{Thanks 'A' for this one}

Adi-manav

Bin Das was the son of Mr. Baan Das. He was a really 'junglee' looking person with long hair! Wherever Bin went, everybody stared at him and thought he had come straight out from the jungle.

Now Baan was a celebrity and he was always invited for different functions as a chief guest. At one such function Baan was invited and was asked to get his little 'junglee' son along. This function was held at a prehistoric museum which specialised in the remains of adi-manav (prehistoric man) and was organised by a school. After the children saw the 'Adi-manav' sculptures in the museum, they settled down for the function. The principal of the school started the function and was about to call Baan and his son on stage. Obviously, everyone knew Baan but did not know his son. Mr. Baan Das was about to introduce his son to the audience when one smart boy called Shailey shouted, "Uncle, uncle, can I guess your son's name!?". Even though a bit surprised, Mr. Baan Das thought of letting the boy guess his son's name. So he said, "Ok young boy, what do you think my son's name will be?!".

What did the boy say?





"His name is Adi-Das"!!!

Reversal

Anirdhanush was very much concerned about his own behaviour. Everyone around him knew he had an ego problem and this problem was turning the world against him. He used to be very concerned about this ego problem but was not finding a solution to it. Once while having dinner at Chaturshringi Food court, he happened to read a poster - 'Let your Ego Go, Baba Arkay se advice lo' and immediately decided to meet this Baba. Taking an appointment, he went to meet the devout baba.

I met Anirdhanush a few days after he had met the baba and saw him pretty happy. Really curious to know about the treatment, I went and asked him what the baba said and did. He said, "Its pretty simple. I just needed to reverse my Ego and to do that I only had to exclaim".

That's it!?!? I could not have been more confused. How can one reverse their ego by exclaiming? And so I started thinking and then I realised how true it was...

The reverse of Ego was indeed exclaim. Didnt get me. Well its simple - Ego is 'I' and you already know what an exclaimation is. So the reverse of 'i' is '!'... Get your Ego out of your way now!

When are you returning?

Taranu had come to Mumbai from Gujarat. After spending two weeks, she was going to catch the 11 pm flight back to Ahmedabad on Sunday. While she was in Mumbai, she got a call from her friend Anutara who asked her when she was returning. Since Taranu had some free time, she asked Anutara to guess. So Anutara started guessing -

A: "Monday"
T: "No"
A: "Tuesday"
T: "No"
A: "Wednesday"
T: "No"
A: "Thursday"
T: "No"
A: "Friday"
T: "No"
A: "Saturday"
T: "No"
A: "Sunday"
T: "No"



Now that there were no more options, Anutara was puzzled and she asked Taranu to tell her when she was returning, to which Taranu said -






"I am returning on Sunnight"

The AJAD museum

Been to that museum where even the sculptures are too bored of being there! If not, then you are lucky!

And what makes you luckier is the fact that now you have the opportunity of being at the AJAD museum - yes, you read it right - the AJAD cafe brings you the chance to be at the AJAD museum.

So all ready and excited? Great! So get going and click on the below link to download the AJAD Museum.
:: the AJAD museum

(to save - right click on the above link and select 'Save target as')

(image source : gettyimages)

Tumhari Boli humne leli

The first poll is now closed and logically the maximum votes were for option 4

:: slapping the neighbouring person and continuing work - 50%



The Master is overjoyed and also says a sorry to the neighbouring person.
Quite a few activities are being planned and those will be realised very very soon! Till then keep sippin in the AJAD cafe!